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According to the neocons, Mickey Mouse will be showing up to vote on November 4, 2008

Posted by kayinmaine on October 14, 2008

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Have you been listening to the neocons on the tv & radio lately? Apparently after the 2000 & 2004 election was stolen due to republican voter fraud and rigging the computerized voting machines, turns out they don’t care about that….but do care about ACORN REGISTERING BLACK/WHITE PEOPLE IN INNER CITIES ACROSS AMERICA TO VOTE! Yep, and do they realize that the young kids who are canvassing all over the place for Acorn to get others to register to vote are actually signing up fake people/cartoon characters, because they’re tired and to reach their goal (they make money per registration form) they decided to make up a name so they can meet their quota for the day to make a little bit more money and so they can go home? Nope! THEY’RE ASSUMING THESE YOUNG KIDS ARE AS BAD AS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!

How humiliating it must be to be a neocon Bush/McCain/Palin supporter to be this stupid to think that the REAL MICKEY MOUSE is going to show up this year to vote at your local polling place. Are they freaking serious? Is Mickey Mouse a US Citizen and where the hell did he find the time to get his driver’s license to vote in this country, huh? I mean, really, for all we know Mickey might have forced Daffy Duck, Goofy, and maybe even Eeyore or Winnie The Pooh to show, because Mickey Mouse is in on this liberal Acorn scheme and he just wants to drive the American Taliban of America insane!!!

Is the republic party insane and are they just going after Acorn, because they know their party and their candidate is going to lose in November to a black man and can’t stand the thought of it?

ANSWER: You betcha!

The right wing American Taliban (the republican party) was fine with voter fraud in 2000 & 2004, but they now want us to feel bad for them because they didn’t think of signing up Mickey Mouse in the first place!

And do the neocons understand the safeguards that are in place to keep the Mickey Mouses from showing up to vote? Well, first off, Mickey Mouse is just a cartoon character and will not be showing up to vote, but if Mickey Mouse was registered as a Democrat, chances are….the Democratic Chapter will at some point be calling registered voters to talk to them about the upcoming election. And guess what neocons? If a Democrat calls Mickey Mouse using the number provided (if it doesn’t come up as disconnected, of course) and a person does pick up and says, “I’m sorry, but there is no one here by that name”, the Democrat crosses that person off the list. Yeah, yeah, and when the list goes to the main office or to the local person who enters the data into the system, Mickey Mouse will be taken out of the system. And…..

….if a guy shows up at a polling place calling himself Mickey Mouse but produces a license showing a name of Todd Palin, well, that person can’t vote. But if he insists he’s Mickey Mouse than he may be asked to show another form of ID proving it (and this guy should have brought a current utility bill proving he is Mickey Mouse)

See?

Oh, but the neocons are suddenly so worried about voting fraud this year and are so scared that dead people and Mickey Mouse are gonna steal the election! Dumbasses. BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So hysterical. Neocons are stupid & pathetic.

We liberals will feel bad for your “voter fraud stories”, neocons, when you all admit that your party stole TWO PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS OVER THE LAST 8 YEARS!

Posted in Election 2008, Election Fraud, Freaking Hysterical, Neocon, Politics | 9 Comments »

Did Sarah & Todd Palin get their house built for free by Todd’s buddies who built the sports complex in Wasilla when she was the Mayor?

Posted by kayinmaine on October 14, 2008

It appears so! Last night on Keith Olbermann’s Countdown, he reported that the extragant home owned by the Palins was actually built for free (or close to it anyways!) by the company (Todd’s buddies, of course) who received $12.5 MILLION in federal contract money to build the stadium in Wasilla, Alaska.

Someone needs to do a full investigation into Todd Palin, you know, the Shadow Governor who is also abusing the governor’s powers. Spit!

Sarah Palin driving her very, very cheap car to get out of dodge…

This is so interesting, because Sarah just released her 2006/2007 tax returns and stated on it the family made @ $170,000 for each year, but yet, when you look at their real estate holdings (plus a private plane), you wonder if someone isn’t being entirely honest on her taxes, because really, how can you have millions of dollars worth of stuff, but only making what she’s reporting!

Nice. Not only has she abused her power repeatedly while Governor, but now we’re seeing that she’s getting sweetheart deals using American taxpayer money! Sen. Ted Stevens of Alaska….move over….Sarah is here to take your place!

Posted in Breaking News, Election 2008, Ethics, John McCain, Oil Industry Traitors, Sarah Palin | 10 Comments »

John McCain LOVED ACORN before he was against it

Posted by kayinmaine on October 14, 2008

Another flip flop! Bah hahahahahahahahaha! Hysterical. I wonder if Sarah, Johnny, and the rest of the neocons are going to give a retraction now after all their ACORN bashing they’ve done for weeks. Doubt it. As usual, the neocons are acting as if ACORN has been around for 8 years, when really, it’s been around for 3 decades. I guess they’re slow learners.

Besides the video below, FDL gives us more on how pathetic McCain’s campaign is.

Posted in Election 2008, Flip Flop Express, John McCain, Sarah Palin | 17 Comments »

 
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