“Responsible conservatives should urge the Republican Party to cease operations and disband promptly after the election.” ~ Dave of the Jungle, lefty blogger extraordinaire!
Poor American Taliban (the republican party). They just can’t seem to bring themselves to admit that it wouldn’t matter who they put on the ticket this year, Americans are just fed up with cowboy-fascist-capitalism and are voting for Barack Obama and the Democrats running statewide and locally. Oh, but if you’re Karl Rove and William Kristol, you can’t admit this, but rather, blame the plumber, the housekeeper, the candlestick maker, and the staff instead:
Sarah Palin driving 110mph to the Neiman Marcus sale….
Wow, now that’s interesting. Sarah Palin, John McCain, and the RNC are all insisting that after Sarah Palin is done wearing her very expensive wardrobe the RNC bought her for her few months of campaigning, they’re going to donate it to a charity.
A charity? Which one? And what will be the name of the charity and who will be behind the charity? The reason why I ask this is because I remember what Barbara Bush did right after hurricane Katrina ravished the Gulf Coast. She decided to donate $30,000 to a charity to ‘help the victims’, but there was a catch. The catch was…the money received by the charity had to go to Barbara’s son’s educational software company. Yep! Barbara was laundering money right there out in the open!
So, what does this have to do with Sarah Palin’s $150,000 wardrobe & her charity? I bet Sarah will do the same thing. She’ll have the RNC set up a fake charity and then the charity will REDONATE the expensive clothes back to Sarah!!!! Yep! I bet they will conspire to do this! Hey, you don’t think Sarah wants to go back to wearing these clothes…like the ones she was wearing at the grocery store? Ewwww. She’d rather relaunder the clothes back to herself. And wouldn’t it be something if the charity is called, “Trig’s Charity” which was set up by his grandfather Todd? Wow!
I’m telling ya…right wingers never change. They just have different names and different genders. That’s it. Everything else is the same. And to think they were all up in arms when John Edwards got a $400 haircut! That was cheap for crying out loud compared to Sarah’s Neiman Marcus’ bill.
Well, we just knew ole Joe the Plumber would soon crash, burn, and end up a weepy little ash in fear of blowing away from the political winds. His 15-Minutes-of-Fame are now up. Poor thing.
There Joe was today talking as if he was the only plumber making $500,000 (oh wait….he is the only plumber making over $250,000 I would say!), but then the “Clifster” of White Noise Insanity posts this little tidbit including links.
I wonder if John McCain knows ole Joe the Plumber is related to his good ole buddy, Charles Keating? Bah hahahahahahaha! Oh gawd! He’s gotta. He’s just gotta.
It was nice knowing you Joe, even though we find out today we were right when we said to ourselves, “Say wha? Fox News was the first to report on Joe the Plumber? There’s something very fishy about that!!!!!”.
And in the land of Deception, a REAL LACKEY goes to die, without friends, and ends up being a national embarrassment once again as all republicans end up doing. Sad. Goodbye Joe!
Sen. Susan Collins is not fighting for you. Wake up please! She backs Big Business who receive Big Federal Contracts and when you call her office, you don’t get a call back or even her personal cell phone number, because you’re a schmuck and not a corporate whore who has an in with her! Oh yes, I have a cleaning customer who is the president of a large company in Portland who has a direct line to Suzie-Q and she’s available to him whenever he wants her to be. Remember this as you read this post.
The PPH is a failed newspaper, so it’s not surprising to me that they’re throwing their support to Sen. Collins who voted 67-80% in favor of George Bush’s failed economic & foreign policies. Oh yes, the PPH is fine that she voted for George Bush’s illegal invasion of Iraq (which is costing us $10 BILLION/month), voted in favor of tax cuts for the uber wealthy (the top 5% of America which is @ 16,000 families total), and didn’t supply an ounce of oversight going after the no-bid contracts received by Halliburton, KBR (Kellogg, Brown, & Root) and others (bilked BILLIONS AND BILLIONS from the American taxpayer), because by doing so, she would have pissed off George Bush & Dick Cheney who were fine with war profiteering! She cares about what they say and not what we Mainahs have to say! See? Whatever George Bush wants, he’ll get. Just ask Suzie-Q who is the Commander Guy’s Commander Girl…
She works hard for him (though she did let up on the jackboot licking over the course of the year, but that’s because SHE’S UP FOR RE-ELECTION! See? The proclaimed TWO-TERM SENATOR is now running for her THIRD TERM. One more lie to chalk up on the very big Lie/Deceit list!).
Why is the Portland Press Herald a failed newspaper? Well, you could say in part it’s because of the Internet where a good portion of Americans are getting their news. But you could also blame the obvious: THE PORTLAND PRESS HERALD AFTER 9/11/01 DECIDED TO BECOME A RIGHT WING NEWSPAPER WHERE WAR PROPAGANDA WAS ALL THE RAGE!
Sen. Susan Collins also gets all gushy over Dick Cheney too…
This is the reason why I’ve not bought a PPH newspaper since 2001, because the PPH took on the Orwellian mantra through their Editor-in-Chief, which was: WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH. Yep, for years the PPH’s Editor, Jeannine Guttman, would write an op-ed explaining to Mainahs that things were going to change and start looking different in the news we receive. She spent many hours telling Mainahs that war propaganda was good for the soul, the country, and she even went on to explain…if you noticed that what the PPH or the Bush White House was saying was a lie, you should just ignore it, because by doing so means you are a Patriot. Unfreakingbelievable! I’m telling you……….AS A REAL PATRIOT OF THIS COUNTRY I DESPISED GUTTMAN AND THE PPH FOR THEIR BULLSHIT! AND STILL DO! Germany’s Pravda under Hitler would have been proud of Guttman for sure!
It wasn’t only me who has felt this way for years now about the PPH. Many did feel that the PPH had gone insane and they showed their distrust and disgust of the paper by not buying the “Fox News of Maine Newspapers” entirely because of their constant bullshit since 9/11/01. I don’t feel bad either that they’re now in a position where they have to sell their newspaper.
I’m glad the PPH came out to support Sen. Susan Collins because it shows where REPUBLICANS ARE TODAY.–(Way to go! Your skirt flipped up over your shoulders revealing to us Mainahs once and for all who you really are!)–They will support each other to the death and don’t care about telling anyone the truth along the way! They’re scumbags! Then again, to be a republican means you have to be a scumbag. See? It’s all very simple.
Okay, get your tissues ready. I’ve got a sad story to tell ya…
Richard “Dickhead” Fuld, Chairman & CEO of Lehman Brothers, wanted us to feel bad for him today when he was at an investigative hearing by the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform. He wants Americans to know that he didn’t know Lehman Brothers was going bankrupt, even though, he was actively trying to find some capital/liquidity a week before the collapse (one would do that when one knows there is no base/foundation to the ‘house’) and then decided it was a good idea to give millions and millions and millions away to his friends at the top of the company right before the collapse anyways. See? He was in a rut, man! He wants us to know he didn’t know when really he did know! Shame on Americans for not feeling sorry for this man!
Oh, and then….
Dickhead Fuld was reminded while on the stand that he received almost $500 MILLION DOLLARS prior to the collapse of Lehman Brothers. He was astounded by this “500 number” and decided to correct the record to reflect that he only received $310,000,000! Yep, he wants us to feel sorry for him because he ONLY received $310,000,000 instead of $500,000,000, but when the Democrats told him the ’500 number’ came from the ACTUAL DOCUMENTS HE SUPPLIED TO THEM, he looked a little shellshocked. Yep, the guy who drove the 150 year old company, Lehman Brothers, into the ground…couldn’t believe he had given those papers/documents to the Committee! Oopsie. Let me guess….Mr. Dickhead has like 3 sets of accounting books and mistakenly grabbed the wrong one this morning to show the Committee?
