Tonight is America’s biggest entertainment night of the year! That’s right….Joe Biden & Sarah Palin are going to be debating each other to show Americans who would be better served as the next vice president of the United States.
Caribou Barbie is coming to save us all! She’s on a mission!…
One thing I’ll be looking for is what Sarah Palin is wearing. If she’s not wearing a skin tight business suit like she always does and is instead wearing an over-sized sweater or something similar and her hair is down, then I’m going to assume she’s wired to an earpiece.
The final proof she’s wired will be how she answers the questions. If she’s suddenly a world scholar, it will be so freaking obvious, but if she says to Joe Biden, “Right back atcha babe” quite frequently throughout the night after he answers a question, then we’ll know she’s not wired. Pretty simple. Pay attention and be watching for this tonight.
Joe Biden will probably have a few gaffs himself tonight, but I don’t think they’ll be major. What he’s going to have a hard time with is not talking to Sarah as if she’s a 2nd grader….which is going to be tough for him! I mean, really, what we’ve already seen about Sarah Palin is she knows nothing outside the ‘foreign country’ of Alaska. Nothing! She knows nothing! Kind of scary, but I think what Gwen Ifill will do is ask Joe the questions first so Sarah will know what the hell is going on.
Speaking of Gwen Ifill, the right wingers are freaking that John McCain approved of her doing the debate tonight and they’re already saying if Palin does horrible tonight it will be Ifill’s fault and no one elses. Well, suck it up right wingers, because if I remember correctly, Barack Obama had to lower himself to the Evangelicals recently when he decided to join John McCain at Saddleback Church with Rick Warren on their turf! Yep, Barack is very liberal compared to those assholes, but yet, he didn’t feel threatened and wanted to share his beliefs with them. Rev. Rick Warren was FAIR in his questioning despite his own political views and it was John McCain who was the one playing the games that night!
Gwen Ifill is going to be a fine moderator tonight. She’s a pro and understands the American people would not be happy if she was partial. That said, Gwen may laugh out loud at some of Sarah’s answers, but then again, so won’t be the whole country! See?
SIDEBAR NOTE: Gwen Ifill broke her ankle a few nights ago at her home while she was carrying research material for tonight’s debate. Did Sarah Palin put a hex on Gwen after spending some time speaking in tongues and holding snakes in the air? Could be.
It’s going to be an interesting ‘debate’ tonight. All I’m wishing for is for Joe Biden to raise his voice to Hell-Raiser levels as he tells Americans about the last 8 years of the Bush Regime! I love it when he does this and wouldn’t it be beautiful if Sarah Palin nods in agreement as he does? 😉 He can raise his voice, of course…as long as he’s not doing it directly to Sarah Palin. Yes, I know, it’s sexist, but then again, we’ve been told by the McCain campaign everyone must treat Sarah as if she’s the smartest person in the room and we’re not allowed to point out she’s not. Sad really. Sarah’s presence on our nation’s stage so far has knocked back the women’s movement by at least a century. I’m honestly not looking forward to her being in the White House. Hell, I want neither she nor McCain in there because there will be NO women’s movement after they’re done with it! Gawd.
What are you expecting to see and hear tonight? Not much or the funnies night of your life? 😆