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According to the neocons, Mickey Mouse will be showing up to vote on November 4, 2008

Posted by kayinmaine on October 14, 2008

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Have you been listening to the neocons on the tv & radio lately? Apparently after the 2000 & 2004 election was stolen due to republican voter fraud and rigging the computerized voting machines, turns out they don’t care about that….but do care about ACORN REGISTERING BLACK/WHITE PEOPLE IN INNER CITIES ACROSS AMERICA TO VOTE! Yep, and do they realize that the young kids who are canvassing all over the place for Acorn to get others to register to vote are actually signing up fake people/cartoon characters, because they’re tired and to reach their goal (they make money per registration form) they decided to make up a name so they can meet their quota for the day to make a little bit more money and so they can go home? Nope! THEY’RE ASSUMING THESE YOUNG KIDS ARE AS BAD AS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!

How humiliating it must be to be a neocon Bush/McCain/Palin supporter to be this stupid to think that the REAL MICKEY MOUSE is going to show up this year to vote at your local polling place. Are they freaking serious? Is Mickey Mouse a US Citizen and where the hell did he find the time to get his driver’s license to vote in this country, huh? I mean, really, for all we know Mickey might have forced Daffy Duck, Goofy, and maybe even Eeyore or Winnie The Pooh to show, because Mickey Mouse is in on this liberal Acorn scheme and he just wants to drive the American Taliban of America insane!!!

Is the republic party insane and are they just going after Acorn, because they know their party and their candidate is going to lose in November to a black man and can’t stand the thought of it?

ANSWER: You betcha!

The right wing American Taliban (the republican party) was fine with voter fraud in 2000 & 2004, but they now want us to feel bad for them because they didn’t think of signing up Mickey Mouse in the first place!

And do the neocons understand the safeguards that are in place to keep the Mickey Mouses from showing up to vote? Well, first off, Mickey Mouse is just a cartoon character and will not be showing up to vote, but if Mickey Mouse was registered as a Democrat, chances are….the Democratic Chapter will at some point be calling registered voters to talk to them about the upcoming election. And guess what neocons? If a Democrat calls Mickey Mouse using the number provided (if it doesn’t come up as disconnected, of course) and a person does pick up and says, “I’m sorry, but there is no one here by that name”, the Democrat crosses that person off the list. Yeah, yeah, and when the list goes to the main office or to the local person who enters the data into the system, Mickey Mouse will be taken out of the system. And…..

….if a guy shows up at a polling place calling himself Mickey Mouse but produces a license showing a name of Todd Palin, well, that person can’t vote. But if he insists he’s Mickey Mouse than he may be asked to show another form of ID proving it (and this guy should have brought a current utility bill proving he is Mickey Mouse)

See?

Oh, but the neocons are suddenly so worried about voting fraud this year and are so scared that dead people and Mickey Mouse are gonna steal the election! Dumbasses. BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So hysterical. Neocons are stupid & pathetic.

We liberals will feel bad for your “voter fraud stories”, neocons, when you all admit that your party stole TWO PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS OVER THE LAST 8 YEARS!

9 Responses to “According to the neocons, Mickey Mouse will be showing up to vote on November 4, 2008”

  1. Grant in Texas said

    The few outright fraudulent names on ACORN registration forms pales when they registered over ONE MILLION people. They employed 13,000 workers and paid them by the hour but each worker had to reach a quota. Some lazy workers instead of working, filled out forms with bogus names. There is no fraud YET except upon ACORN and that organization is going after these few individuals who ripped them off. Voter fraud is at the ballot box, not on the registration form. This is a good article about ACORN at NPR:

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=95695996

  2. Grant in Texas said

    BTW, I just voted!!!

    I got a ballot in the mail today. The Texas Republican Party has sent out 700,000 mail-in ballot applications to those of us over age 65. Not sure I got mine from the Republican Party although I voted in the Republican Primary several years ago since the Democratic slate was mostly uncontested and I voted AGAINST some Republicans I didn’t like. It was a mistake in that I got on plenty of Republican mailing lists. I sent mine in last week and got my ballot today. It will save driving a few miles and maybe a gallon of gas, plus standing in line.

    http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/headline/metro/6056750.html

    I didn’t realize so many were running for president. Besides McCain or Obama, I had a choice of Bob Barr, Ralph Nader, Alan Keyes, Cynthia McKinney, Chuck Baldwin, Jonathan Allen, Thaddeus Hill, and Brian Moore.

  3. Grant in Texas said

    Worse than having ONE Mickey Mouse voting……as if the poll watchers who are Republican and Democratic would allow Mickey to have a ballot….

    There have been many attempts to suppress the black vote since LBJ’s Voting Rights Act in 1965 as 90% of Black America have now left the “Party of Lincoln” and mostly vote Democratic. Some of the ways have been to hire off-duty white police to stand near polls with their guns visible. Among the myths on the streets: Voters will be turned away or ballots tossed out if they owe child support, don’t have valid photo identification, have outstanding warrants or unpaid parking tickets, have ever been convicted of a felony, had a lender foreclose on their house, or filed bankruptcy. In Ohio 2004, there were too few voting booths and “glitches” which caused people to stand for many hours in line in cold temperatures, making many give up to either go home OR GO TO A JOB! Voting on Tuesdays instead of weekends like in many nations hurts those who work one or two jobs.

  4. clif said

    “According to the neocons, Mickey Mouse will be showing up to vote on November 4, 2008″

    Kay consider the source;

    The neo-cons said Saddam was helping Osama,

    The neo-cons said we would be greeted as liberators,

    The neo-cons said Saddam HAD WMD’s which could unleash a mushroom cloud in the USA,

    The neo-cons said mission accomplished, well their trained chimp did.

    The neo-cons said the Iraqi oil would pay for the war,

    The neo-cons said there was no civil war in Iraq,

    The neo-cons also said trickle down economics works,

    The neo-cons said deficits don’t count (please don’t tell Wall Street that cause they already are screwed up enough)

    The neo-cons said the economy was great, and one of the dumber ones said the fundamentals of the economy were sound right when Freddie & Fannie crashed, Lehman went belly up, AIG was beggin’ Uncle Sam for some spare Chinese change, and Merrill Lynch got a shot gun style merger to survive.

    The neo-cons said they won in Afghanistan so their illegal invasion of Iraq wasn’t a problem ….

    Remember this;

    When the neo-cons say anything, they are either out right lying or pulling it outa their own ass.

  5. kayinmaine said

    Grant, I got my absentee ballot last week. I have never voted this way, but upon the pressing of the local Democrats in my area, I decided it’s the best way to do it. I was surprised to see 5 people running for president on the ballot too, but I wonder if this is strategy by the wingers in some states to confuse people? Could be. I know how to read so it wasn’t a problem in filling it out. LOL

    The neocons will make this election more difficult than in 2004 & 2000 for sure. If Mickey Mouse shows up to vote ‘republican’ then you know Mickey will be able to vote!

    Exactly Clif!!!! Have the neocons been right at all in the last 8 years? Nope! Not once.

  6. kayinmaine said

    Here’s a fun game to be playing…

    http://palinaspresident.com/
    😆 😆 😆

  7. Grant in Texas said

    Republicans are crying over the polls moving away from McCain and his sorry pick of VP and are getting desperate and acting like cornered snakes, hissing at everything. Nationwide, Democratic registrations are up 3.34 MILLION in the 13 “swing states” whereas in those same states, Republican registrations are DOWN 61,438. So the ploy this week is to pump up the volume on the ACORN “scandal” but alas there my not be the “there” there the Republicans are hoping for in order to turn the tide.

    To its credit, ACORN itself has been the one to expose the actions of 100 (already fired) of its 13,000 workers who listed bogus names in order to meet their daily quotas of registrations in order to get paid. You don’t always get the best workers relying on unskilled and often poorer educated “day labor”!

    http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/politics/6058775.html

    The State of North Carolina has been satisfied with ACORN’s work to purge the fraudulent registrations. Durham County’s elections office turned over about 120 suspect forms to the state for investigation about three weeks ago, and Wake County’s elections office sent in about 30 suspicious forms last week.

    Gary Bartlett, the state election board’s executive director, said ACORN has cooperated with the investigation into the questionable Durham forms. The office received information about the Wake forms Friday, Bartlett said. Durham County’s elections office turned over about 120 suspect forms to the state for investigation about three weeks ago, and Wake County’s elections office sent in about 30 suspicious forms last week.

    http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/headline/nation/6056599.html

  8. Uncle Fester Lurks said

    This new founded concern about voter fraud by the republicans is very, very interesting especially when they see that their presidential candidate is getting his ass handed to him.

    It is obvious that the GOP and the reichwing media are planting the seeds of *election fraud* into their ignorant supporters empty heads so that after Barack Obama embarasses McCain on November 4th the republican supporters will scream “foul”.

    This is just more of the GOP scorched earth strategy to further divide our country and increase the ugliness, racism and hate that already consumes most of the reich.

  9. kayinmaine said

    Exactly right, Uncle. They’re making shit up, whereas, during the 2004 & 2000 election it was real voter fraud. What I’m hoping is if any investigations are done to go after the Democrats and we find out it was actually republicans who had committed the voter fraud, I am going to laugh my ass off as usual!

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