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Archive for October 23rd, 2008

John McCain’s brother, Joe, calls 911 to complain about a traffic jam

Posted by kayinmaine on October 23, 2008

The Brothers McCain…


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes….nothing says ‘experience with old age’ then the brother of a presidential candidate calling 911 to complain about traffic, because you’re just a gawddamn asshole who shakes his cane at everyone who is in his way and then tells everyone to ‘fuck off’ when you realize what a gawddamn asshole you really are being!


If you want to know how John McCain will be as president, just take a look at his pompous ass brother.

(hat tip to Ari of Oxdown Gazette which is part of FireDogLake for posting about this today)

Posted in Bush Twins, Election 2008, John McCain | 38 Comments »

Glenn Beck is okay with militias in America but is scared of Bill Ayers

Posted by kayinmaine on October 23, 2008

(MySpace picture)

This morning on the way to work my ears were bleeding as I listened to the Glenn Beck radio program. He was talking about the Fairness Doctrine and how awful it would be to have liberals on every program to counterbalance his asinine bullshit. Poor thing. Anyways, he went on and on and on about how the Fairness Doctrine was not really fair and he started on this diatribe of fear by basically saying that the liberals were gonna take over the airwaves, our rights as U.S. citizens, and the universe if Barack Obama gets in. Oh the fear was raging this morning!

Then it happened.

A listener called in and asked Glenn Beck point blank if it’s time to start militias in this country to defend our rights as U.S. citizens, because…well…he was getting scared of all the Fairness Doctrine talk. Glenn wasn’t taken aback by this concept of militias, as much as he was of the caller who was giving A REASON for the liberals to go after shows like Beck’s in the future, because it’s that kind of talk (the talk of rising up militarily against the US government by US citizens) that would get Beck’s program and others pulled off the air.

Glenn decided to talk about militias and then talked about how scary it would be if our guns were taken away from us and how the liberals will actively work to do this (what a joke….we just want some regulation, morons! Spit). Oh yes…Glenn sat there in front of his microphone today just spewing the right wing forked tongue bullshit to get his listeners so scared that they all started calling each other to form a militia right then and there!

Militias are good. Ayers is bad, apparently…

Oh, but Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, John McCain, and other neocons have spouted for weeks now about how dangerous Bill Ayers is! Yeah, you know, the Bill Ayers who with others blew up the same statute twice, who tried to blow up the Pentagon (sorry Glenn, but the Pentagon is a small city unto itself…not gonna happen…even a missile on 9/11 couldn’t take the whole thing down!), the Congress (again, kind of laughable compared to a militia), and the only THREE PEOPLE WHO DIED AS A RESULT OF BILL AYERS’ BOMBS…..WERE 3 MEMBERS OF THE WEATHERMEN!

Okay, let me see if I have this straight…the neocons are deathly afraid of Bill Ayers (even today after 40 years), but have no problem casually talking about forming American citizen militias to rise up against the American government within our country’s borders and to also start killing American citizens who are of the opposite political ideology as yourself?

Wow. And to think Bill Ayers was the son of a wealthy industrialist who was pissed off at our pompous government during the Vietnam war, because our government was killing people in a foreign land and not listening to the American people who wanted this crazy occupation and the killings to stop!

The right wing of America has gone batshit crazy! They don’t know this yet…..but even their shit smells too! Holy cow. Can you say…..STUPID MORONIC VIOLENT ANTI-AMERICAN HYPOCRITES?

Glenn Beck can incite violence or form militias to overthrow our government, because he has a national radio program to do it. He reaches more people than Bill Ayers did, who didn’t have a radio program or a television program. Nope. Ayers just had some friends who felt the same way he did.


The next time you hear or read one of the wingnut neocons spouting off about Bill Ayers and how scary he was and is, remember this post. The right wingers want you to be afraid OF THE WRONG PEOPLE. It’s the neocons Americans should be afraid of. Get it?

The End.

And we remember how David Koresh (the Neocon Savior) of the Branch Davidians had his own religious militia…


Posted in Armageddon, Breaking News, Ethics, Fascist Pig, George Bush, Glenn Beck, Hypocrisy, John McCain, Neocon, Politics, Religion, republican, Sarah Palin, Terrorism, Traitorous | 18 Comments »

The neocons of America want you to believe Barack Obama was born in Kenya & is not a U.S. citizen

Posted by kayinmaine on October 23, 2008

Barack Obama and his mother, Anne Dunham, in the early 1960’s…


Have you READ THIS YET? One of the wingnut trolls who is banned from White Noise Insanity at the moment sent a comment today (it went into the spam catcher) containing this garbage. Yep, the wingnuts think Barack Obama is not a U.S. citizen, they believe he was born in Kenya, and because Barack Obama and the DNC did not respond to the lawsuit by Phil Berg (a Hillary Clinton supporter) that asked Barack to produce his birth certificate, therefore, the wingnut neocons are now claiming Barack and the DNC have admitted to all the charges!

Bah hahahahahahaha! Oh gawd this is so funny! Bah hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ummmmmmm, wingnuts? Let’s do a little question and answer period now that you’ve woken from your delusional slumber. Okay? Are you ready? Here goes…

Q: Is Barack Obama’s mother, Anne Dunham, a U.S. citizen, meaning, was she born in the United States?

A: Yes. She was born in the state of Kansas in the town of Fort Leavenworth (she was an Army brat) of the United States of America in 1942

Q: What country did Anne Dunham give birth to her son, Barack Obama, in the year of 1961?

A: Anne Dunham gave birth to Barack Obama (whose father is named BARACK OBAMA SR., was from Kenya, and who was killed in a car accident in 1982) in Hawaii, which is in the United States and in 1961, Hawaii was a state, so therefore, Anne Dunham gave birth to her son Barack on American soil.

Q: When one is an American citizen mother and one gives birth to a child in the United States of America, is the child of this mother considered an American or is the child considered a resident of the country that the father is from outside the United States?

A: The child is AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.  Case closed.

So, you see wingnuts, Barack Hussein Obama was born to an American citizen on American soil and is a U.S. CITIZEN whether you wingnuts want to believe it or not.

Nice try though! You make us laugh out loud constantly, so please don’t stop with your nonsense! It’s so freaking entertaining!!!! 😆

Posted in Barack Obama, Election 2008, Neocon, Obama/Biden '08, Politics | 69 Comments »

3,000 professors support Bill Ayers

Posted by kayinmaine on October 23, 2008

Oh boy. Does this mean all 3,000 professors (Democrat & republic) are terrorist sympathizers now?

*pointing microphone at McCain & Palin’s lips*

*crickets chirping*

Posted in Barack Obama, Election 2008, John McCain, Sarah Palin | 7 Comments »

Sarah Palin is proud to be a redneck

Posted by kayinmaine on October 23, 2008


At a rally recently, Sarah Palin was talking to the crowd and said she was proud to be a redneck. Does Sarah even know what a redneck is? Does wearing a $150,000 wardrobe mean one is a redneck? And how about all the real estate holdings Sarah & Todd Palin have, plus their airplane, and the stays at the Ritz Carleton? Huh? Is this being a redneck?

If Sarah can’t find the misspellings in the above signs, well, she could very well be a redneck. You decide, though, the following picture of Sarah Palin in a grocery store wearing the following outfit does put her near the redneck level…


See? Very redneckishy.

Posted in Election 2008, John McCain, Sarah Palin | 16 Comments »