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John McCain’s brother, Joe, calls 911 to complain about a traffic jam

Posted by kayinmaine on October 23, 2008

The Brothers McCain…


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes….nothing says ‘experience with old age’ then the brother of a presidential candidate calling 911 to complain about traffic, because you’re just a gawddamn asshole who shakes his cane at everyone who is in his way and then tells everyone to ‘fuck off’ when you realize what a gawddamn asshole you really are being!


If you want to know how John McCain will be as president, just take a look at his pompous ass brother.

(hat tip to Ari of Oxdown Gazette which is part of FireDogLake for posting about this today)


38 Responses to “John McCain’s brother, Joe, calls 911 to complain about a traffic jam”

  1. kayinmaine said



    Nope. He’s for it now! And Sarah got herself a $150,000 wardrobe! Tah dah!

  2. clif said

    Kay you know the story about the Mcain volunteer who supposedly got attacked then had a B carved into her face?

    Even, GET THIS, Michelle Malkin claims it is Bullshit;

    Why that McCain volunteer’s “mutilation” story smells awfully weird

    and for Malkin to claim bullshit on somebody from the right, it has to be pretty bad;

    Damn I just linked to Malkin’s site, now I need to wash my mouth out with soap and scrub my eyeballs with steel wool.

  3. kayinmaine said

    *spraying the backseat of the WNI limo* Gawd Clif! Warn us before the Malkin fart! LOL

    I don’t believe any right wing story, Clif. Who does nowadays? 😉

  4. clif said

    Kay, the McCain campaign has the world so bizzaro that we and Malkin even agree on somethin’ ……


    Is the moon blue?

    Are pigs flyin’?

    Is this a sign of the rapture the jebus freaks keep talkin’ about?

  5. Grant in Texas said

    I was trashed on another blog for posting the story this afternoon. I was immediately suspicious that it was FIRST the McCain Campaign who alerted the national media about a story that often would not even be covered by local TV in a metro market like Pittsburgh where folks are robbed every day at ATM machines.

    Then the first stories had her as anonymous when she hadn’t been sexually assaulted, she refused medical care, and it happened beyond the scope of the security camera! The story SMELLED.

    Here’s what was written against me by a reich-wing troll elsewhere:

    And so you’re trying to talk it around to making her guilty of
    something? Being a Republican is all it takes to be justifiably
    attacked by, presumably, a criminal Democrat? The left-wing sites will probably try to ignore it and concentrate on destroying Joe the Plumber.

    She was robbed and beaten. That should be the sole consideration. If there’s no sympathy, at least be
    circumspect enough to leave it alone and let it sort itself out.
    It looks like the guy had her down on her back after punching her out and carved on her from above her head with a fairly dull knife. Maybe if she’d given him another $60 he wouldn’t have hit her.

    Gee, I’d think if it was a dull knife, it might be rusty and possibly give her tetanus, enough cause to seek medical attention in any case!

    I was wondering when the McCain campaign was going to take Willie Horton out of mothballs!

  6. clif said

    Grant link them to Michelle Malkin, they need to give her some of their reich wing insanity..

  7. Uncle Fester Lurks said

    OT: I was reading Sundays paper and came across an article from the AP titled Bush to host summit to fix financial system.

    In the article it says that Bush and other world leaders will hold a summit at the end of November to discuss how to fix the global financial system. I found one quote from Jose Manuel Barraso and one comment regarding Nicolas Sarkozy to be a bit chilling when one thinks of a One world government system and a One world currency.

    “We need a new global financial order. The European Union and the U.S., We can make a difference together.”–Jose Manuel Barroso, President Of The European Commission

    Sarkozy has floated the idea of reforming rating agencies
    and even exploring the future currency systems.
    I recall JFH scoffed at such comments as a one world government system and a one world currency on a WNI thread a few weeks ago. I guess he and other sheople will scoff at my comment here also.

    One thing you cannot scoff at is that members of the IMF even said that although some countries will not want to give up their countries respective currencies, any company that does business in the global economy will benefit from a one world currency.

    So again I ask, could this financial/economic crisis be a plan to implement a one world currency and a one world government system in the future?????

  8. Uncle Fester Lurks said

    I see anger management problems run in the McCain family.

  9. Uncle Fester Lurks said

    Woooo Hooooo!!!!

    Latest poll results from Minnesota’s congressional race in District 6

    Tinklenberg 47%
    Bachmann 44%
    Anderson 6%

    🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

  10. clif said

    Yes, hopefully that twit will keep runnin’ her big stupid pie hole.

  11. RP said

    Uncle Fester Lurks Says:
    October 24, 2008 at 12:24 am

    Woooo Hooooo!!!!

    Latest poll results from Minnesota’s congressional race in District 6

    Tinklenberg 47%
    Bachmann 44%
    Anderson 6%


    What I am trying to figure is what in the hell is wrong with that 44%?

  12. Uncle Fester Lurks said

    RP Says:
    October 24, 2008 at 1:11 am
    What I am trying to figure is what in the hell is wrong with that 44%?
    She comes from a huge district that covers a lot of ground where many wealthy republicans live, along with church going Christians, soccer and hockey moms. Sadly she gets a lot of support for opposing “Profiles On Learning” which launched her political career. It will be tough for Tinklenberg to defeat her but if he does it will be a stunning defeat for the republican party.

  13. clif said

    The wingnuts heads are gonna explode.

    Ron Howard’s Call To Action

    Andy, Opie and the Fonz?

  14. clif said

    When you lose them ya lost.

  15. Grant in Texas said

    The story of the McCain worker ALLEGEDLY robbed, brutalized, a “B” (for Barack) CARVED on her face (Wouldn’t an “O” have been easier, quicker?) was all over my local ABC affiliate this evening. If you Google the story, “McCain worker attacked carved ATM” you now get hundreds of links to essentially the same story probably from only a couple of news wire sources. The conservative blogs are really trying to run with this, such as this account:

    “No doubt, this story would have created a feeding frenzy
    throughout the media, even without confirmation, had a black female Obama volunteer reported a similar incident with a white attacker carving a “J” onto her face.

    Instead, watch how the news media attempt to discredit and
    smear this woman with the help of their comrades in the
    Democrat Party.”

    So far I haven’t seen this story CONFIRMED as yet. It’s ONE McCain worker giving her STORY without any witnesses, no security camera footage, and she refused to seek medical attention when she told her story to a police officer.


    From the blog above…..“However, Once again, the mainstream news media are bending over backwards — except for Fox News Channel, talk radio and the blogospehere — to avoid covering a breaking crime story that occurred in western Pennsylvania that may cause Barack Obama political problems.”


  16. Grant in Texas said

    Richard Mellon Scaife’s newspaper reports that the girl with the “B” carved on her face may get a lie detector test. (looks more like a fingernail than a sharp knive as the latter would not give such a broad “line”).


  17. Uncle Fester Lurks said

    Perhaps the girl was mistaken for a pumpkin?

  18. Grant in Texas said

    TMZ has a story up now that some in the Pittsburgh police department are having some doubts about the alleged robbery/carving of the McCain campaign worker as it is her story only. Huffington says the story has been whipped up by Matt Drudge and causing a frenzy in the reich-wing blogs. One medical professional commenting online says, by looking at the picture she thinks the black eye is not fresh but looks more like an old injury that is healing as there appears to be no swelling that would occur at the beginning. Who knows how she got it…partying hard, walking into a door, then concocting the “robbery” story? The “B” looks like what results from a fingernail digging/scratching but not breaking the skin as a knife would.

    But there are only 11 days to go, and some folks are getting desperate. This also happened in a swing state that McCain wants/needs to win.

    The online poll at TMZ.com has 3/4 of respondents thinking the story as told by the McCain worker from Texas A&M is a HOAX:


    But the story of the scary black “Obama supporter” is already out there and any retraction will be at the bottom of page 19.

  19. Grant in Texas said

    This story has “Willie Horton” or “Susan Smith” written all over it. I am not sure a crackhead needing money for dope is politically savvy enough to even think of such a thing. For sure if he had any intelligence he would know this could only hurt “his candidate!”

  20. Grant in Texas said

    A Hoosier Republican election official dispenses a letter calling Obama a “black Hitler”:


    This is the hometown of my late brother-in-law who represented a part of this county and also a part of adjoining Marion County (Indianapolis) in the Indiana legislature. In Indiana we “Yankees” from the northern part of the state call I-70 (old U.S. 40) the Hoosier “Mason-Dixon Line” for a reason.

  21. kayinmaine said

    Good morning everyone. I bet Joe McCain also calls 911 when he’s trying to make a phone call and the line is busy. Yep, he just calls 9/11 and screams, “It’s an emergency! Can you break into the line!!!”, and then 911 breaks into the line so Joe can talk to Phil Gramm to find out how much more money they can steal from the American people. See? Joe is a lousy American.

  22. kayinmaine said

    A REAL robber, Grant, wouldn’t have time to make a perfect looking ‘B’ on her face. The ‘B’ is backwards, so it’s obvious she was standing at the mirror when she carved it onto her face.

    There are no accidents with the right wingers. They are purposeful in their actions. They are the kings and queens of the white noise of insanity! 😆 Yep, they’re pissing down our backs and telling us it’s raining.

  23. Uncle Fester Lurks said

    These filthy little tricks by the republikkkans and their braindead followers aren’t going to work. McCain will lose and the GOP will forever be known as the despicable party of hate and racistists.

  24. Uncle Fester Lurks said

    Hmmm now why aren’t the republicans or John McCain mentioning DCI or Doug Goodyear’s involvement in the Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac fiascal??


  25. Gage said

    One of the reasons I like Jon Taplin’s Blog is because he often uses links to reichwing sites to back his articles. It really pisses off the trolls when they hear their beloved gurus saying the same things we are saying. (And who is more deserving of a broken heart than a reichwing troll.)

    Anyway, I found this story in Politico linked at Taplin’s. If you want a good bedtime story, read this. You’ll sleep well.
    Up the Revolution!


  26. JFH said

    I recall JFH scoffed at such comments as a one world government system and a one world currency on a WNI thread a few weeks ago. I guess he and other sheople will scoff at my comment here also.

    Ain’t gonna happen, the current crisis has actually made the Euro drop like a rock. Of course any EU bureaucrat wants an single international currency it shores up those EU members that have a far worse debt situation than Japan, China and the US…

  27. Grant in Texas said

    Ashley Todd, the “backwards B” girl “viciously attacked” by a 6’4″ BLACK OBAMA SUPPORTER is starting to change her story:


    It seems the McCain worker allegedly from Texas A&M (the school so far can’t confirm is she was a student there) also had a run in with a mean black janitor at Queens College, NY earlier who tore down her handmade McCain signs on that campus and made a video for YouTube:

    She is traveling the country working for McCain. Here she is in upstate New York:

    But the story is EVERYWHERE, on all of the networks so even if not true, will the retraction be evident? The girl has no Texas accent at all that I can detect. Who is paying her way to traipse the nation to advocate for McCain on college campuses?


    However, there are some besides Malkin who are also considering it a possible hoax.



  28. Grant in Texas said

    Last posting above BLOCKED about Ashley Todd changing her story now updated in the Boston Herald. (I gave links). The Herald, formerly owned by Rupert Murdoch endorsed John McCain.

    Pittsburgh WTAE Channel 4 updated its story on the incident with additional comment from police, who say, “We have learned that the victim’s statement has a few inconsistencies in it and her statement has changed.” Todd now says she isn’t sure if it was her bumper sticker that enraged her alleged attacker or a campaign button she wore on her jacket. (Separately, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reports that she did not originally tell police about the bumper sticker at all.) She has also reportedly added new details to her story, saying she lost consciousness during the attack and also a new FACT….that she was sexually assaulted.

    “She indicated that when he had her on the ground he put his hand up her blouse and started fondling her. But other than that, she says she doesn’t remember anything else. So we’re adding a sexual assault to this as well,” reports the Pittsburgh police.>

    Sexually assaulted too? This is just too convenient. This story plays so nicely for racists who think that, if Obama is elected, young black men will get too “uppity” and rape white women!

    I still think this is the action of an unstable individual seeking attention (maybe her MySpace, YouTube videos, and such were not working). I hope it is not part of an orchestrated effort by any part of the Republican party and hope I am not proven wrong about that.

  29. Grant in Texas said

    Breaking News…she made it all up!!! I was a called heartless librual slimeball on another blog for doubting the story.

    KDKA in Pittsburgh has the story:

    McCain Campaign Worker Confessed to Making Up Story of Attack

    PITTSBURGH (KDKA) ― Police sources tell KDKA that a campaign worker has now confessed to making up a story that a mugger attacked her and cut the letter “B” in her face after seeing her McCain bumper sticker.

    Ashley Todd, 20, of Texas, initially told police that she was robbed at an ATM in Bloomfield and that the suspect became enraged and started beating her after seeing her McCain-Palin sticker on her car.

    Police investigating the alleged attack, however, began to notice some inconsistencies in her story and administered a polygraph test.

    Authorities, however, declined to release the results of that test.

    Investigators did say that they received photos from the ATM machine and “the photographs were verified as not being the victim making the transaction.”

    This afternoon, a Pittsburgh police commander told KDKA Investigator Marty Griffin that Todd confessed to making up the story.

    The commander added that Todd will face charges; but police have not commented on what those charges will be.


  30. Grant in Texas said

    Posting above blocked by Askimet, but KDKA TV in Pittsburgh just reported that the McCain-Palin worker from Texas, “robbed, mutilated, sexually assaulted” at an ATM machine MADE IT ALL UP!

    Now for all of the retractions ON FRONT PAGES of every newspaper, on every TV channel that reported it, and apologies from Matt Drudge, the reich-wing blogosphere, the McCain campaign for running with this story world-wide before VETTING it!

  31. clif said

    Damn grant you mean Michelle Malkin finally got one right?

    Even she doubted this reich wing wack jobs story.

  32. Grant in Texas said

    Even thought Faux News was one of the earliest to run with the story (McCain campaign gave a head’s up to the world-wide media), earlier today, John Moody, executive vice president at Fox News, commented on his blog there that “this incident could become a watershed event in the 11 days before the election. If Ms. Todd’s allegations are proven accurate, some voters may revisit their support for Senator Obama, not because they are racists (with due respect to Rep. John Murtha), but because they suddenly feel they do not know enough about the Democratic nominee.”

    “If the incident turns out to be a hoax, Senator McCain’s quest for the presidency is over, forever linked to race-baiting.”

    A poster on another blog said a similar incident happened in San Fransciso WITH WITNESSES and the story didn’t get beyond the Bay Area media. But then it wasn’t pushed world-wide by Obama-Biden as the McCain campaign helped to do with this story.


    The girl may have mental problems, a self-mutilator even, but this story should be investigated as it could have helped to throw a national election. When did the McCain campaign first know about this? Was there any party involvement? Would they have exploited it like they have “Joe the Plumber”? “I’m John McCain and I approve this mutilation!”

  33. clif said

    Joe the plumber is gonna lose a couple of news cycles to Ashley the fraud.

    Neither is really helpin’ McInsane ….. except to lose.

  34. Gage said

    Ashley the Pseudo-Rape Victim might have been a hoax but I’ll tell you one that ain’t a hoax: Some motherfucker keeps running over the Obama sign in my front yard. If I catch the little prick, the next headline you’ll be seeing is “Louisiana Obama Supporter Castrates Sign Mutilator.”

  35. Gage said

    If Ashley the Liar is a republicunt, there’s every chance she injured herself trying to make love to the ATM. Afterall, they’re full of money and nothing arouses a republicunt more than that.

  36. kayinmaine said

    Clif, when anyone doubts a neocon/republicant they’re usually right. See? This is why Malkin was correct! She was doubting one of her own! And this is why we continually spit on the mantra of the neocons:

    War is peace,
    Freedom is slavery,
    Ignorance is strength.

    Nope! We’re not buying anything that comes out of the mouths of fascists!

  37. Gage said

    Don’t yall go getting too excited about Malkin. She’s not all of a sudden become smart. It doesn’t take a genius to figure that, if the “B” was carved backward in Ashley the Liar’s face, her assailant was either standing on his head of it was done in a mirror. Malkin gets no Brownie points, okay?

    On the other hand, just how stupid must mcSame and palin be? Both called Ashley the Liar to give their condolences after the “attack.”

  38. Grant in Texas said

    A video of her “perp walk” today as she was arrested for making a false police report didn’t show either a black eye nor the “carving”. I thought at the beginning that her black eye could have been eye shadow as in the case of a real black eye, first the tissue around the eye swells, often the eye becomes bloodshot and “waters”, then it goes through various colors before turning black in a few days. You can scratch your skin with a finger nail enough to make redness but the skin isn’t actually cut, more like a “rug burn” that will last a couple of days. It definitely wasn’t a knife…unless it was the broad tip of a table knife scraping, not cutting. No wonder she refused to go for medical attention as a professional would have called fraud right away.

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