THE WHITE NOISE INSANITY LIMO
HAS PULLED OVER TO THE SIDE OF ROAD
TO GIVE YOU A WELL DESERVED SPANKING!
(some days we use this limo too, but it’s only for special occasions if that’s alright with you WATB, reich wing trolls & other psychos!)
*pushing button to roll down the limo window*
Alright! Listen up! While the rest of us were drinking our wine and talking to each other about politics, you decided to be a complete asshole by either spewing your hateful, vicious comments or by acting like the psycho you are! Because you decided to use vulgar language to make yourself feel “more” “manly” or “powerful” in addition to all of this, guess what? You’re about ready to get your ass kicked to the curb! Yep, right out through the limo skylight! Nothing is worse than driving along and having a good time when a big mouthed Whiny Ass Titty Baby decides to be the bully all because he or she can’t stand the fact that some of us have opinions different than yours! If you want to hang out with those that share your same view and who are as vile as you, can I recommend a few places for you to hang out then? How about HERE, HERE, OR HERE?
And I don’t want to hear, “Kay’s mean!”, get it?
And you! Yeah, you. You know who I’m talking to. While the rest of us were chit-chatting you decided to break the WNI window behind me as I was driving to tell me that I suck and that my limo stinks to high hell! Well, guess what, you too add nothing to our ride here, so I suggest you take your jealousy and your snide little comments and shove it up your ass! That’s right. If you don’t like my driving, the tunes I play, the people who I have in the back seat of the limo, or the ones I’m talking to… then get the hell out.
Oh yeah and one more thing! The next time I hear one of you assholes bring up the fact that I’m a housecleaner and try to make me out to be a greasy haired, drug addicted, housecleaner, think again! Prior to owning my current business, I was the Scheduling Coordinator for a Board Certified doctor who specialized in orthopedic & soft tissue injuries. Not only did I do his patient scheduling, but I also did the scheduling for six other doctors in our office who would perform Independent Medical Evaluations for patients injured at work. In addition to their scheduling, I also did the scheduling for six more physicians throughout the state of Maine. Having to handle the vile vicious calls of some of the patients (faking their injuries of course) and their attorneys has prepared me to deal with the morons who come to White Noise Insanity. That is for darn sure!
Prior to this, I worked extensively in the health/life/STD (short term disability) field in various capacities and two years ago I completed my paralegal degree. So, nice try in making me out to be something I’m not, though, I know why you do it……..JEALOUSY!
Get it? I’m sick and tired of ya! AND DON’T MAKE ME STOP THIS LIMO AGAIN! Comprenez-vous?!!