White Noise Insanity

Politicians…don’t piss down our backs and then tell us it’s raining!

Troll/Psycho Spanking






(some days we use this limo too, but it’s only for special occasions if that’s alright with you WATB, reich wing trolls & other psychos!)

*pushing button to roll down the limo window*

Alright! Listen up! While the rest of us were drinking our wine and talking to each other about politics, you decided to be a complete asshole by either spewing your hateful, vicious comments or by acting like the psycho you are! Because you decided to use vulgar language to make yourself feel “more” “manly” or “powerful” in addition to all of this, guess what? You’re about ready to get your ass kicked to the curb! Yep, right out through the limo skylight! Nothing is worse than driving along and having a good time when a big mouthed Whiny Ass Titty Baby decides to be the bully all because he or she can’t stand the fact that some of us have opinions different than yours! If you want to hang out with those that share your same view and who are as vile as you, can I recommend a few places for you to hang out then? How about HERE, HERE, OR HERE?

And I don’t want to hear, “Kay’s mean!”, get it?


And you! Yeah, you. You know who I’m talking to. While the rest of us were chit-chatting you decided to break the WNI window behind me as I was driving to tell me that I suck and that my limo stinks to high hell! Well, guess what, you too add nothing to our ride here, so I suggest you take your jealousy and your snide little comments and shove it up your ass! That’s right. If you don’t like my driving, the tunes I play, the people who I have in the back seat of the limo, or the ones I’m talking to… then get the hell out.



Oh yeah and one more thing! The next time I hear one of you assholes bring up the fact that I’m a housecleaner and try to make me out to be a greasy haired, drug addicted, housecleaner, think again! Prior to owning my current business, I was the Scheduling Coordinator for a Board Certified doctor who specialized in orthopedic & soft tissue injuries. Not only did I do his patient scheduling, but I also did the scheduling for six other doctors in our office who would perform Independent Medical Evaluations for patients injured at work. In addition to their scheduling, I also did the scheduling for six more physicians throughout the state of Maine. Having to handle the vile vicious calls of some of the patients (faking their injuries of course) and their attorneys has prepared me to deal with the morons who come to White Noise Insanity. That is for darn sure!

Prior to this, I worked extensively in the health/life/STD (short term disability) field in various capacities and two years ago I completed my paralegal degree. So, nice try in making me out to be something I’m not, though, I know why you do it……..JEALOUSY!

Get it? I’m sick and tired of ya! AND DON’T MAKE ME STOP THIS LIMO AGAIN! Comprenez-vous?!!

39 Responses to “Troll/Psycho Spanking”

  1. smoke said


  2. kayinmaine said


  3. Carl Nemo said

    I luv that van with the “Goddess of Willendorf” on the door…!
    It definitely looks like the “Purple Haze Express”…:)) You need to have a wacko “Hall of Infamy”, listing the “reichwing trolls and psychos” that have had to have their fannies whipped by good ol’ mom;ie, “KayinMaine” by the side of the road for all to witness… :))

    Nemo **==

  4. kayinmaine said

    LOL Carl 😆

  5. Peter Woodruff said

    That’s my old bus! Even though somebody painted over the camo paint job I had on it back in the early 70’s. That’s my old bus! I sold it to some young man for $100. I miss my old bus. I have dreams about traveling up endless hills in my old bus.

  6. kayinmaine said

    Peter, will you marry me? LOL 😆


  8. nytexan said

    Love the van. Spanking the reichwing, isn’t that on their fantasy list?

  9. Wordsmith@work said

    I LUV THAT BUS!!! I want it; can I have it?

  10. kayinmaine said

    Uh, hello Wordsmith & NYTexan, it’s not a bus or a van! It’s the White Noise Insanity limo for crying out loud!

    Time for an eye exam. LOL 😆

  11. nytexan said

    What do you expect from me I live in the same state president putz comes from. Geeez.

  12. kayinmaine said

    He was born in Connecticut, NYTexan, so technically he’s from there. With Joe Lieberman being from Connecticut too, it makes sense that these two are the same. 😆

  13. nytexan said

    OK I confess, I was born in NY so it must be a tri-state problem. But as least I’m not from Conn., the land of LIEbush

  14. kayinmaine said

    LMAO NYTexan! You are too funny. Connecticut is ewwwwwwy knowing Bush & LIEberman are connected to it. *gagging myself with a rake handle*

  15. Tony said

    Do you get a lot of trolls then? It’s 1/3 of the links in your top nav bar. I’ve been going to TA (trolls anonymous) but I couldn’t resist this one. Have fun being a liberal and stuff.

  16. KayInMaine said

    Nice try, Tony. A troll is a non-liberal, you know, a person who drags his or her knuckles across the ground while saying, “I wuuuuv George Boosh. I want a beer with Geooooorge Boosh.”. Liberals/progressives/democrats/rational-republicans (6 left in the country) never say that. See? You’re confused, but you’re going to rehab, so maybe you’ll face reality at some point!

  17. clif said

    I’ve been going to TA (trolls anonymous)

    So that’s what you clowns call your “secret meetings” in the mensrooms now a days ……..

  18. e.b.juan said

    Actually, KayinMaine, your definition is not on target. Trolls have no monopoly on any political party, religion, creed, gender or race.

    The term derives from “trolling”, a style of fishing which involves trailing bait through a likely spot hoping for a bite. The troll posts a message, often in response to an honest question, that is intended to upset, disrupt or simply insult the group.

    Usually, it will fail, as the troll rarely bothers to match the tone or style of the group, and usually its ignorance shows.

    They’re everywhere, which goes to show how many sad, lonely people are out there.

  19. KayInMaine said

    Good point, EB Juan, but I can guarantee you that most of the trolls online come from the republican party. 🙂

  20. wazzup said

    Kay love what you said to the die
    hards on Americablob. I thank you for fighting the good fight .
    Are you comming to Minnesota for the Repukes convention?

  21. Darth Odie said

    Scheduling coordinator = secratary

  22. Frank Lobo said

    Thats “Administrative Assistant” to you, mister rieght winger!
    Now, go get me some coffee, Kay.

  23. ginsocal said

    Grow up, douchebag!

  24. James Bone said


    Ginsoaked – don’t get your panties in a knot, girly!

  25. kayinmaine said

    Awwww, how cute. The neocon butt-licking, jackboot licking, trolls are putting me down because of the type of work I do. Well, at least I work for a living instead of living under the front entrance to the RNC like you guys do! How do you survive on slugs, worms, spiders, and scraps thrown to you by your Masters? Must be tough! LOL

    (James, when the neocons and the neo-liberals put me down because of my line of work, it means I’m winning the debate and they have nothing left to defend themselves with. I love it! I welcome this. Believe me. It should be noted too when I had lunch with Ned Lamont (yes, that Ned Lamont who kicked Joe Lieberman out of the Democratic Party in Connecticut)…he asked what I did for a living and I told him…and he thought it was terrific. So ha ha, losers.)

  26. James Bone said


    “I love it! I welcome this. Believe me.”

    I especially like it when they lose their tempers, like an ape that gets poked with a sharp stick and can’t do fuck all about it!


  27. CJ said

    Why should anyone’s employment be an issue on here? Aren’t we talking politics? If someone wants to hire Kay to do whatever, that is between the two of them. That is how the economy works.

    The main issue here is that Kay apparently lays some claim to being open minded and enlightened, and there is no evidence of either on this board.

    Edited by Kay:

    Uh, excuse me BJ, but if you’re feeling like you don’t fit in here………..LEAVE! Go hang out with the “open-minded” Redstate, Little Green Footballs, and Freepers! They’re waiting for you. Us? We’re glad you’re leaving! You add nothing on here. All you do is bitch and complain like the rest of the trolls & neo-liberals.

  28. vernon said

    do you do any cleaning for people whose political beliefs aren’t exactly like yours?

    if you do, how to justify that? you wouldnt take money from reich wingers would you?

    perhaps your hate needs to be exposed. maybe you will lose a few clients.

  29. kayinmaine said

    I’m making a living and if people want to pay me to clean their house, then fine. I don’t ask what their party affiliation is, moron.

  30. MaineQuaker said

    Nice site Kay; I hope you expose lots of Repug trolls. In my line of work, construction, I’m surrounded by the oversimplistic, illiterate, rightwing radio robots.

    Did Congressman Tom Allen vote for the impeachment of Cheney & then do an about-face? Is he turning Pelosi on us? I’d “rather stick needles in my eyes” than vote for Collins or any Repug, but somehow Allen needs to get the message – Impeach the Bastards!

  31. kayinmaine said

    Welcome MaineQuaker! 🙂

    I’m sure Allen is like many democrats & republicans that impeaching Cheney would result in someone worse as VP. I say, “I don’t care! Bring forth impeachment and see what the light brings!”.

    Don’t give up on Allen, because the alternative is Suzie-Q Jackboot Licker Collins! Yuck. She makes my skin crawl.

    Good for you for doing construction, MaineQuaker. When the recession hits, you and I will still be busy because we work in the service fields. Those with the specialized high paying glorified jobs will be out of work. Ha ha.

  32. xCxJx said

    You keep throwing me out of the limo, but I’ll always find a way back in if I want to, sweets. You oppose free speech and debate. You are an enemy to very freedom you so emptily espouse. Knucklehead.
    PS. Do you really think that if there is a recession, people will still have the cash on hand to have you come over and clean their toilets?

    Edited by Kay:

    Let me guess….you’re D-Day? Another obsessed one! LOL

    Hey, I’ll be fine if a recession hits. You won’t be however. You’ll be shocked that you’re not protected by Bush & Cheney after all the jackboot licking you did! Ha ha.

  33. Light29ID said

    Another defender of free speech. SEIG HEIL Herr SS Standartenführer Kay. Shall they be sent to the showers or just lined up by the trench and shot?

    Edited by Kay:

    Have you been over to Sen. Susan Collins’ blogger’s site yet? Lance Dutson bans everyone who asks Collins’ her stance on the Iraq war. He deletes comments. You have to send him an email asking for permission to comment there too. I guess the freedom of speech has always been banned by the reich wingers huh? Funny that you trolls have now decided that freedom of speech is important…because Kay is banning you vile Pigs!

    It’s my blog. I don’t have to read your filthy vile shit if I don’t want to. Get it?

  34. Ryan Williams said

    Looks exactly like my fanatic art teachers van. They had the picture of Starry Night on one side of their van that looks exactly like the picture. They always enter the Houston Art Car Parade every year with their van and usually another audition. Don’t get the rest of the content but hope to stay around to be educated. Educate me!!!

  35. Abbadon said




    Promises, promises…

  36. GSD said

    The GOP trollsters fantasize about Larry Craig and Mark Foley style discipline.

    Let’s hear if for the boys.


  37. Love the paint job on the ‘White Noise Insanity’ limo. I also like the subtlety of choosing a gas-guzzling & smog-belching vehicle to get your message across.

    Rock on!!

  38. Grant In Houston said

    The VW Bus got between 20 to 23 mpg, not exactly a gas guzzler for a vehicle that could haul around so many people and cargo. Wish I had my old 63 Beetle back that averaged around 35 mpg. It was a masochist, the more I abused it the better it ran. Like the Model T, they were simple and easy to repair. They weren’t smog belchers either, but trying to be funny and making analogies may make you trolls laugh but then you think Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage are funny.

  39. loomisnews said

    hit me beat me LLLLUUUUVVVV ME!!!

    I’ve been a baaaaaad troll and deserve a spanking!

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