When your campaign fails….blame the plumber, the housekeeper and the staff for it

Poor American Taliban (the republican party). They just can’t seem to bring themselves to admit that it wouldn’t matter who they put on the ticket this year, Americans are just fed up with cowboy-fascist-capitalism and are voting for Barack Obama and the Democrats running statewide and locally. Oh, but if you’re Karl Rove and William Kristol, you can’t admit this, but rather, blame the plumber, the housekeeper, the candlestick maker, and the staff instead:

And remember, when you realize John McCain has admitted to voting 90% of the time in favor of George Bush’s economic & foreign policies over the last 8 years, make sure you don’t confuse him with George. Okay?

RUDY GUILIANI: Ronald Reagan was never tested by al-Qaida

Recently, Joe Biden made the statement that Barack Obama will be tested as the next President, as did John F. Kennedy, and even gave the impression the event will be so huge that we as a country might have to go to war…again.

Here’s part of what Joe Biden said (emphasis mine):

“Mark my words. Mark my words. It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy….The world is looking. We’re about to elect a brilliant 47-year old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here if you don’t remember anything else I said. Watch, we’re gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy. And he’s gonna have to make some really tough – I don’t know what the decision’s gonna be, but I promise you it will occur. As a student of history and having served with seven presidents, I guarantee you it’s gonna happen. I can give you at least four or five scenarios from where it might originate. And he’s gonna need help.”

Joe Biden went on to add that when this event happens the world is going to find out Barack Obama has a spine of steel.

So today I was taking a break from work sitting in my car listening to the Rush Limbaugh show. He had Rudy Guiliani on today and the two of them were talking about Joe Biden’s comment. At one point, Guiliani made the statement that Ronald Reagan had never been tested.

Here’s the conversation (emphasis mine) from Limbaugh’s site:

GIULIANI: I find the remark very puzzling. And exactly why he did it and what motivated it only Joe Biden can explain. I do know that if he’s predicting that the president he’s supporting is going to somehow motivate an attack on the United States, it would seem to me he’s doing it for a reason. I guess the reason is, the lack of experience that Senator Obama has. I think he went on to say, “Watch, we’re going to have an international crisis, a generated crisis to test the mettle of this guy.”

RUSH: Right.

GIULIANI: Well, I think it would be far better off to have a president that wouldn’t tempt people to want to test his mettle the way Joe Biden is talking about, and it is true that at least history records that that’s what happened with John Kennedy, that Khrushchev tested him and believed that he was flaunting and then went ahead and Cuban missile crisis, other things happened. But that didn’t happen with Ronald Reagan. No one tested John Kerry’s mettle. In fact, they released the hostages as he was being sworn in as president of the United States, if I recall correctly.

RUSH: Mr. Giuliani, do you realize how many times Bill Clinton was tested by Al-Qaeda, starting in 1993 through Mogadishu to the USS Cole, and every time Clinton was tested, he failed, and that’s why they tested Bush on 9/11.

GIULIANI: Yeah.

RUSH: And we haven’t been hit since.

Now, why wasn’t Ronald Reagan tested by al-Qaida? I know! Here’s what I think: Because during the Reagan Crazy years, Reagan & George H.W. Bush were busy overseeing the Iran/Contra scandal/death squads throughout those 8 years. Funny how Reagan & Bush Sr. never mentioned al-Qaida from 1980-1992 (Bush Sr. president from 1988-1992), which is so interesting, because those were the years al-Qaida was gaining strength, and it wasn’t until Bill Clinton kicked George H.W. Bush’s ass in the 1992 election that al-Qaida decided to come out of the woodwork to attack the World Trade Centers in 1993…around 30 days after Clinton took office.

Bill Clinton was the first U.S. President to say the words, “al-Qaida”. Yep, he was and isn’t it interesting that Osama bin Laden was the head of this group and it was George H.W. Bush, the bin Laden family, and the Saudi royals who were already in business with each other for years when Bush Sr. was VP and president…but yet….not one mention of this death squad until they bombed the WTCs in 1993 and it was mentioned by Clinton and not Bush Sr.

(Bill Clinton had his FBI track down and arrest all 5 individuals involved. Remember that? Our nation was safe until George Bush took the reins in 2000)

Was Bush Sr. pissed off for losing to Bill Clinton? Could be. Maybe this is why al-Qaida attacked us in 1993.

This is why I think al-Qaida is the base (al-Qaida means, “The Base” or foundation) of the Bush Family and Friends, Inc. And this is why Ronald Reagan was not tested by this death squad!

I know what you’re thinking. You’re wondering why al-Qaida tested George W. Bush’s resolve in 2001 aren’t you? Well, I’ll tell you what I think. During the 1990’s there was a group of Reagan Crazies/right wing think tankers calling themselves, the Project for the New American Century, and these assholes (in the current Bush Regime, such as, Dick Cheney) realized they could use al-Qaida in a way to get what they want by allowing them to attack our nation, so they (the American/Halliburton oil maggots) could get back into Iraq to steal this country’s oil (and to use Iraq as their own central front in endless wars in the Middle East)! And they did. They waited for the 11 year anniversary of the New World Order that George H. W. Bush gave on September 11, 1990 and sat back and allowed Americans to die on September 11, 2001.

Here’s George H.W. Bush’s New World Order speech when he was president:

The assholes want to rule the world! Of course they need their own death squad to disrupt world markets or to use so they can benefit financially from endless wars for crying out loud!

See? This is why Ronald Reagan was not tested by this death squad.

And one more thing….IF OBAMA IS FACED WITH A GENERATED CRISIS OF HUGE PROPORTIONS……….YOU CAN REST ASSURE IT WAS CONSPIRED BY THE CURRENT MEMBERS OF THE BUSH REGIME! GUARANTEED!

I bet Joe Biden knows this too. I bet he knows all about George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumfeld, and the other American Traitors who purposely ignored the warnings an attack was coming to our nation on 9/11/01. I bet Biden knows these asswipes are conspiring right now. Wouldn’t surprise me if the assholes are.

Rush Limbaugh is voting for John McCain because McCain is white

As soon as Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama (who is mulatto by the way), assholes such as Rush Limbaugh started playing the race-card by spouting the only reason why Powell is backing Obama is because Obama has dark skin.

This is racism, people, at it’s finest. Ass Limbo is saying black Americans are only voting for Barack because of the color of his skin and not because he’s a Democrat, rational, forward thinking, and has plans to get our nation back on track. Nope! According to the asswipes, black Americans are ‘too stupid’ to choose their president without looking at the color of their skin.

I’m sorry…..but haven’t our presidential/VP choices for the past 230 years been white people? So why the hell did all those black Americans vote for the white candidate then if these Americans only choose their candidate by skin tone only? Huh? Oh wait!

I know.

Rush Limbaugh is really saying to all of us that he, CAN’T VOTE FOR A BLACK MAN AND WILL CONTINUE TO VOTE FOR THE WHITE CANDIDATE, even if the white man’s policies are detrimental to our nation’s future! Yep! Ass Limbo is so racist to the core that as soon as Powell said he was supporting Barack Obama, Ass thought to himself, “But he’s black, man! Why the hell would you vote for him! Are you stupid!!!!”.

You’re bound for the floor….you racist assholes! You just don’t get it. You’re pathetic and you’re the only one who can’t see this…

Well, there ya have it folks. Rush Limbaugh and the rest of America’s racists are claiming racism against Colin Powell, when really, it’s them who are the real racists.

See?

This is why it’s CLOSING TIME for the republic Party. America has found a new mate to hang with and he’s a Democrat and is mulatto. How do ya like that, assholes?!!!? Yep, we know who we want to take us home….AND IT AIN’T THE REPUBLIC PARTY! No way! We’re sick of being forced to date you assholes! REAL CHANGE BEGINS WITH BARACK OBAMA! Take us home Barack! We’re waiting out front of the building in our cars. Thank you!!!! 😉

Does republican Rep. Michele Bachmann want liberals murdered and/or rounded up?

Why is it okay for someone like Bachmann to spew her right wing rhetoric and strike fear in the tin can hearts of the republican base knowing it might make a few of them…..well, you know…..enter a church and start blowing a few liberals away?

Why was a Hitler-like fascist White House over the past 8 years okay with Michele (remember the CIA prison camps where Bush signed off on allowing the people to be tortured? Or how some of the prisoners down in GITMO died and Bushitler didn’t care?)??????????????????????????

And Bachmann (are you Jenn of the Bungler’s twin sister? It’s very confusing!)…..if you had been given the chance to listen to what Michelle Obama had actually said, you would have heard her say that she’s proud of America for the first time in her ADULT LIFE and she said that because Americans were coming out of their homes (mostly whites by the way! That was the case here in Maine in February 2008 when we held our Democratic Caucus!) to SUPPORT HER AWESOME HUSBAND! Of course she’s proud. We are too!

The New World Order is here! Thankya Bush family & friends!

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The Secret Society of the Bush Family & Friends has finally come to fruition! The New World Order is underway with all stock markets crashing right now as you read this. Isn’t that nice? Spit.

What is the New World Order? It’s a dramatic restructuring of the Powers….one country/one group will control the WHOLE PLANET and we will all be slaves to them. America is not strong right now. We’re broke and we are the laughing stock of the planet. Think we’re gonna be okay? Bah hahahahahaha! Oh, you’re funny if you think so. George Bush, Dick Cheney, and their ilk DON’T CARE ABOUT US. I repeat…..THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT US. Not even their little neocons who want to drink their blood!

George H. W. Bush announced THE NEW WORLD ORDER on September 11, 1990:

THE MORNING OF 9/11/01 IS WHEN THE NEW WORLD ORDER OFFICIALLY STARTED. What an anniversary & celebration, huh? Remember how George Bush didn’t move when he was sitting in the classroom? Well, he was waiting for the “house to burn real good” so he and his friends could collect their “insurance money”. Oh yes! We witnessed the birth of the destruction of the world that morning. It was the first day of the rest of our lives!

And, ummmmm….

Wasn’t it us liberals who have been screaming this was going to happen because of the evil fascist Pigs we’ve had in the White House for the past 8 years? Haven’t we? Yes we have and in the past week or so, Laura Ingraham said on her radio program, (paraphrasing but not far off), “Remember all those conspirators we laughed about when they talked about black helicopters and the New World Order? Well, I’m starting to think they were right! Yep! They were right all this time!”.

Oh yes! Even some of the right wingers are now understanding we liberals weren’t lying and were spot on!

Here’s just a guess: WITH IRAQ’S MARKET STRONG WHAT ARE THE CHANCES GEORGE BUSH (or Dick Cheney) ANOINTS HIMSELF KING OF IRAQ AND MAKES IRAQ INTO THE NEXT LITTLE ENGLAND THAT CONTROLS THE WORLD USING THE MONEY STOLEN OVER THE LAST 8 YEARS? AND THIS NEW KING OF IRAQ, Georgie, WILL ALSO USE PARAGUAY (WHERE HE HAS 99,000 ACRES RESERVED FOR A HOME/BUNKER) TO CONTROL THAT PART OF THE WORLD? Hey, it wouldn’t surprise me. Nothing surprises me anymore!

It’s gonna be a horse race to the finish line to find out which country comes out on top or how the world will be divided! Isn’t this fun?

I guess it would make sense to listen to liberals from now on, huh? Yes. I think that is a smart move. You cannot say we didn’t warn you about this! Assholes.

We will become slaves to a few people at the top. Nice.

So, what do you think is going to happen next in the New World Order? Any ideas?